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Paco wakes up at home a tremendous headache.

It strives to open eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the nightstand.

sits and sees his clothing, all clean and pressed against him.

Look around of the room and sees that everything is in perfect order and clean. The rest of the house is the same, takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table, '"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you. "

So he goes to the kitchen, and of course, there was breakfast and daily newspaper, his son is also on the table, eating.

Paco asks
- 'Son, what happened last night? "

His son says, 'Well, then came back after 5 am, drunk as a Cuba, piss, shit and insulting to all, broke 3 chairs, you hit a punch to the table of grandparents, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you gave the major wafer against the bathroom door ......'

Confused, Paco asks

'- And how is that everything is clean and tidy, ironed my clothes, breakfast and the newspaper waiting at the table, and the love note from your mother? "

His son replied: '-Aahhhh, it ......!! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when tried to take the pants, you cried:

QUIETAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'm married! "

Conclusions:

A self-induced hangover - 100 EUR

broken furniture - 1000 EUR

Breakfast - 20EUR

say the appropriate phrase ..... PRICELESS!

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Character Creation Story Building Workshop "Literature Festival Bogota 4 ° Workshop

Literature Festival in Bogota and the Foundation invites his Fahrenheit 451 Building Workshop story for the first half of 2011. Start: Tuesday, March 15, 2011.

To:
People of any discipline, educational level and age, interested in developing their skills as writers and creators stories. The workshop aims to provide techniques and tools for creating and developing stories. This will be achieved by exposing the fundamental issues of literary creation, the writings of several authors in literature and the implementation of practical exercises.

Workshops:
Sergio Gama. philosopher at the University of Los Andes. He earned his MA in Literature from the University of Los Andes and Narrative Writing Specialization Central University. Editor and Assistant Director of the Foundation Fahrenheit 451. 1st Prize in the World Pacifist Poetry and Short Story 2009. Finalist International Microtext "Garzon Cespedes (2008) and Honorable Mention short story contest Waiting for Godot (2008). He has published in several specialized blogs, literary and cultural magazines, and in the anthologies "Ashes on the platform" and "Compressed Literature 2008." Has taught creative writing workshops with young people, children and vulnerable populations with different foundations. Since 2009 teaches workshops Luziernaga creation narrative in Book Café. Blog: www.humoenlaventana.blogspot.com

Raúl Harper. Colombian writer authored the VIP Vagrant story (2007). His stories have been published in various print media and virtual Latin America. Honorable Mention in the Short Story Competition Regional Johann Rodríguez-Bravo (2009). Conducted some studies in history at the Universidad de Los Andes and Government and International Relations at the External University of Colombia. Has studied creative writing workshops in the story and novel RENATA Bogotá and the Writers Workshop at the Central University. Has taught creative writing workshops with the Network of Public Libraries of Bogotá (BibloRed). Since 2009 teaches creative workshops Book Café Luziernaga narrative. Blog: www.raulharper.wordpress.com

Program:
SESSION 1 - Where are the stories.
SESSION 2 - What's speech.
SESSION 3 - How to recreate environments and narrative detail.
SESSION 4 - How to create unforgettable characters.
SESSION 5 - Choosing the right narrator.
SESSION 6 - How to create effective dialogues.
SESSION 7 - How to hook the reader and close to success stories.
SESSION 8 - Narrative structures.
SESSION 9 - Genres narrative.
SESSION 10 - Correct, enhance, edit, bring the stories to a peak.

Duration: The workshop consists of 10 sessions of 2 hours each (20 hours total).

Quotas: The workshop will open with a minimum of 5 and a maximum of 10 people. In case of failure to reach the minimum quota, there will be money back who have been enrolled.

Cost: $ 270,000 (Two hundred and seventy thousand dollars). 10% discount for those who enroll also in the Chronicle and Workshop Report.
Payments shall be made only by appropriation to Davivienda Savings Account No 4552 0000 99 14, on behalf of the Foundation Fahrenheit 451. Once the consignment, must be sent to fund451@gmail.com scanned Along with the receipt must send your name, ID number, cell phone and the person who will take the workshop.

Hours: Tuesdays March 15 to May 24, 2011. 4 to 6 pm.

Venue: Teatro R101. Calle 70 A # 29 November Bogotá.

Contact: Foundation Fahrenheit 451: (TEL) 3145220, (CEL) 310 2765813
Email: fund451@gmail.com

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Today we are going to hold up, with two countrymen of mine, because we Galician and pimps.
Galician
Two types decide to rob a bank. Armed to the teeth are there and yell at present:

- Damn this is an assault. All the ground with his hands forward.

When dominate the situation came to open the vaults of the bank. Open the first and only find many small boats with yogurt.

Amazed, say

- Damn!, We eat all these yogurts.

They do until they get fed. Then they decide to open the second vault and found only yogurts.

- Jolines! to eat yogurt again.

Fed up with both yogurt, open the third and final vault thinking that there would find money. Nothing. Pure yogurt again. Now furious, questioning the poor guard who along with the others present, remained prone on the floor with your hands ahead:

- Well Damn, where is the pasta!? What kind of bank is that you only have yogurt?

The guard replied:

- Gentlemen, this is a sperm bank

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