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Robbery in the Galician


Today we are going to hold up, with two countrymen of mine, because we Galician and pimps.
Galician
Two types decide to rob a bank. Armed to the teeth are there and yell at present:

- Damn this is an assault. All the ground with his hands forward.

When dominate the situation came to open the vaults of the bank. Open the first and only find many small boats with yogurt.

Amazed, say

- Damn!, We eat all these yogurts.

They do until they get fed. Then they decide to open the second vault and found only yogurts.

- Jolines! to eat yogurt again.

Fed up with both yogurt, open the third and final vault thinking that there would find money. Nothing. Pure yogurt again. Now furious, questioning the poor guard who along with the others present, remained prone on the floor with your hands ahead:

- Well Damn, where is the pasta!? What kind of bank is that you only have yogurt?

The guard replied:

- Gentlemen, this is a sperm bank

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