Paco wakes up at home a tremendous headache.
It strives to open eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the nightstand.
sits and sees his clothing, all clean and pressed against him.
Look around of the room and sees that everything is in perfect order and clean. The rest of the house is the same, takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table, '"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you. "
So he goes to the kitchen, and of course, there was breakfast and daily newspaper, his son is also on the table, eating.
Paco asks
- 'Son, what happened last night? "
His son says, 'Well, then came back after 5 am, drunk as a Cuba, piss, shit and insulting to all, broke 3 chairs, you hit a punch to the table of grandparents, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you gave the major wafer against the bathroom door ......'
Confused, Paco asks
'- And how is that everything is clean and tidy, ironed my clothes, breakfast and the newspaper waiting at the table, and the love note from your mother? "
His son replied: '-Aahhhh, it ......!! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when tried to take the pants, you cried:
QUIETAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'm married! "
Conclusions:
A self-induced hangover - 100 EUR
broken furniture - 1000 EUR
Breakfast - 20EUR
